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UH- Thanks.. but NO Thanks... By Kate | 31-05-2007 http://www.internetdatingstories.com

This isn't an internet dating story but it is a blind date story. A neighbor thought the new guy at work would be perfect. First date was lunch and went quite well. A normal everyday type guy. A few weeks later was our second date. it just happened to be valentines day. he picks me up at my apartment, dozen ling stemmed roses in hand. Wow i thought . How thoughtfull. He than says oh wait , I think theres something outside the door for you.

I open the door and there in the hall is a bottle of wine and two small pastery boxes. ( overkill for a second date, I thought ) He says open the first box , I had these chocolates hand made for you. Inside the box was beautiful heart shaped chocolates. Then comes the second box of chocolates. As i take off the ribbon and pull back the lid he is jumping around with excitement like a school boy. Inside low and behold were little chocolate penises complete with the ah...shall we say baggage . Wow i didn't know what do say. I stared in disbelief. Remember this is only our second date. Have one he says.( ick. no thanks ) But be careful when you bite into them they are filled with white cream. You may not like to swallow any.

ARGH !!!!!! what a freak. Yes I did go through with the date. I thunk he could tell by my lack of conversation during drinks that i had lost all interest. He did not even get out of his car to say good bye. the next day I received a phone message telling me he thought I was the most uptight bitch he had ever met.